All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

See, the last time we checked in with ME, the illustrious Carlisle, I was running around Hollywood, crashing parties and being seen. Teddy's, Winston's, Skybar; getting picked up from the studio and having lunch with Cristen at the Ivy (on the patio of course) and catching Wicked after dinner at the Chateau Marmont and fun in those bungalows.

Well, you might have thought I just glided off in a poof of gold glitter to live a life rubbing elbows. However; my parents decided to perpetually live on Martha's Vineyard and, since they pay for, well life, I too am now here, rubbing elbows with seersucker blazers, waiting for all of my friends to get their asses out here and entertain me.

I'm writing a script with Cristen, so I guess that and tanning keep me entertained. I would usually take the time to comment now about all celebs; Paris popping in and out of Jail (maybe she has changed, i can't tell) Linds being sober (I actually have faith in this girl) and the Concert for Diana featuring my fiancee Prince Harry (many can vouch, I look DAMN good in a tiara).

Speaking of the concert for Diana, it was SPECTACULAR. EVERYONE was there: Elton, Fergie, The Feeling, Kiefer Sutherland, Diddy, Becks, I mean freaking everyone. I sat in my red satin robe from 11-5 watching this, breaking only to get tea and toast. I HIGHLY suggest you go to youtube or VH1 and check all of them out. here are my faves.

1. ) Diana's Fave Band: Duran Duran. Hott song. Literally. Its hot in the southwest.



2.) Fine, I'll admit it; Diddy made me cry. Supposedly the princes were trouched.



3.) I didnt know about Joss really till now, and I love her. Supposedly she and Wills are CLOSE (there is obvious flirting here)



4.) Lily. LOVE HER. Think i should become her new best friend.





Anyways. Be Back Later Loves.