Whatever Grandma, the television is NOT making my brain rot

So I've been watching a lot of TV lately and I figured I'd share a few things I learned while I've been wasting away on my couch.

1) Paula Abdul is not very smart.

Our favorite American Idol judge broke her nose when she tripped while trying to avoid stepping on her doggie. The woman has a good heart, but she's kind of an idiot.



2) Reality TV is not a good way to learn about politics.

Speaking of idiots, here's Whitney and Bobby engaging in intellectually captivating political talk on their reality show "Being Bobby Brown."



3) Underage drinking is very bad.

Here's something that's not so frightening... BABIES!! Here's Will Farrell being heckled by one.



Still bored in Lawrence,

Brokie