Emma: Today has been a pretty bad day for all of our friends. Did anything happen to you?
Carly: Hmmm. Oh! I got crazy glue in my eye.
So Long RISD.
Friday, May 18, 2007
The Rhode Island School of Design
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3 comments:
...and then you lost your wallet.
what happened to everyone?
and why am I always out of the loop?
hahahahaha only carly would get crazy glue in her eye. and only i would find it this amusing. maybe because i've been holed up in the library on a SATURDAY.
- gracia/number 1 fan
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