Maxim's (not so) Hot 100

How sickening was VH1's special on Maxim's Hot 100? You know, I'm OK with most of it: all of the women looked amazing, most of the interviews were pretty funny, and the list was very well showcased with cool celebrity footage and fun musical montages.

HOWEVER, there were two things that ruined the whole thing for me.

1) All that extra Avril Lavigne stuff was obnoxious and so unnecessary. She was all over that TV special. Why is Avril so important all of a sudden? I don't know what it is about little girls with really big mouths and squeaky voices... they just make me cringe. She was just bouncing off the walls and it got to me a little bit. The freak show was #15 on the list this year.



2) Lindsay Lohan was number 1... WHY?! She sounds like a man! Her uber-manly voice just doesn't rub me the right way... she sounds like a 45 year old chain smoker. To add insult to injury, she looked gross in her interview. Her face was shiny and her hair was a fluffy blond mess. I wanted to tie her up in a leash and take that bitch out for a walk. I liked her a little better as a brunette, or even a red head. But EW, sure she's been in the tabloids a lot lately, but it's mainly due to her drunkenness (even though she's only 20), her questionable fashion choices, her bad movies and her drug use.



And that's NOT sexy if you ask me.


Other than that the list was pretty much on point.

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-Brokie