Honestly...

Here are two things that bothered me about the show "Sunset Tan" on E!...

First- How does associating Britney Spears with your tanning salon make people want to go there? Here's a clip of Brit getting "sexy."



Did Britney really need to call attention to those nasty toes of hers?? I can assure you that no one would have noticed those gross things if she hadnt said anything... I mean, everyone would have been distracted by her disasterous hair style. Bad move Brit. I know I would not want my feet anywhere near where Brit's have been. Who knows what fungus is nesting on those.. ew!

Second- What the clip doesnt show is a lady bringing her young daughter in for a tan. I'm talking like an innocent 4th grader wanting to pay someone to make her look like Britney and Lindsay...

This is exactly why Lindsay Lohan should be burned at the stake:

...A staff member named Nick—"alias: the top salesman"— recommends "the cocktail." He alleges that this is what Lindsay Lohan does: "Do you wanna get the Lindsay Lohan?" The mother prods: "Do you wanna look like Lindsay Lohan?" The child assents and emerges from the cocktail, which is where you do the bed and then you do the spray, with a face that does not at all resemble Lindsay's, with its darling constellations of freckles. Rather, her skin tone is of an insistent orange that split the difference between Christina Aguilera circa "Dirrty" and Mark Green circa last week. This cost $1,300...

For the rest of the article from Slate.com click here.


What is the world coming to?

-Brokie