Don't Make Us Laugh... Nobody Does It Better

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh please. My idiot boyfriend Jordan (who calls himself Jord-o) and his friend James have recently created a blog that is dedicated to "loving the Midwest" and mainly rivaling this one. I don't remember why they decided to embark on this pointless mission, but I do know that their obnoxious, wannabe website is not even remotely cooler than Televised, Tabloidized, & Exceedingly Well-dressed. We're cuter, classier, and have better legs than those collar-popping clowns (oh, and the alleged collar-popping is just a gimmick; in reality, Jordan (or Jord-o, whatever) hates popped collars. The blog, called Collar-Popping, Plex-Obsessed, Hopelessly Drunk and Self Centered (ridiculous, yet fitting nonetheless), is an absurd attempt to belittle the legitimacy of our pretty little chunk of the world wide web.

Not only did those boys arbitrarily set themselves up for failure, but they also proved that they are jealous of what we've accomplished. That other blog is essentially a male chauvinist and narcissistic attack on a successful endeavor set forth by a group of intelligent and witty (not to mention attractive) girls. They are trying to prove that boys do computers better than girls do. Clearly, they are a couple of bored copycats who wish they could be as cool as Emma, Carly and I are.

Really guys, that's cute... and we're flattered... but don't get too carried away in your wishful thinking and assume that you've started some sort of glorious take-over here (Jordan, we've talked about what happens when we assume). We all know that your Midwest thing is going no where. I mean, who even knows what constitutes as the Midwest anyway? That is an obscure and far away place for the rest of us normal Americans. At least now we know it's somewhat populated... you've accomplished that much. Gold stars for both of you!

Nice try guys, but we're better. It's as simple as that. Everyone who reads our blog, and in turn glances at yours out of pure curiosity, knows that the girls are on top and we simply do it better. At least now we have insignificant underlings to step on while we're up there.

Kisses!

-Brokie

ps... Jordan, you have pretty eyes, but biters never prosper!

Also, some songs about girls kicking ass. enjoy.